What the fuck is wrong with my family???
So today my uncle ran out on my aunt for some slut he met on craigslist. My aunt went through his wallet and started a stupid, pointless fight because he had $60 of his own money in it. When was it a crime to have $60 in your wallet!? Oh, and to top it all off, my grandmother has been calling everyone on the fucking planet telling them that she has syphilis and insisted on arguing with me that it was syphilis….no grandma…you’ve got the goddamn SHINGLES. It took three hours to finally make her understand what she has. That’s it. I quit. I’m divorcing my family.